The return of Albert Mond's Blog

Albert Mond's top 100 metal vocalists

2009-08-20T20:13:00.000-07:00

Alright. I was reading a "Top 100 Metal Vocalists" list again, today. I decided to make my own. This may take a few days. Scratch days. This has been up for like a year. Expect a few changes, maybe. So far, not in a definite order.

Anyway:

1. Ozzy Osbourne (Black Sabbath)
2. Ian Gillan (Deep Purple, Gillan)
3. Rob Halford (Judas Priest)
4. Jinx Dawson (Coven)
5. Robert Plant (Led Zeppelin)
6. Joe Yamanaka (Flower Travellin' Band)
7. Ronnie James Dio (Rainbow, Black Sabbath, Dio)
8. Bruce Dickinson (Iron Maiden)
9. Eric Bloom (Blue Oyster Cult)
10. Quorthon (Bathory)
11. Mike Patton (Mr. Bungle)
12. King Diamond (Mercyful Fate, King Diamond)
13. Lemmy Kilmister (Motorhead)
14. Alice Cooper
15. Joey Belladonna (Anthrax)
16. Dave Mustaine (Megadeth)
17. Chuck Schuldiner (Death)
18. Freddie Mercury (Queen)
19. David Byron (Uriah Heep)
20. Phil Mogg (UFO)
21. Cronos (Venom)
22. David Lee Roth (Van Halen)
23. Dead (Mayhem)
24. King Buzzo (Melvins)
25. Dickie Peterson (Blue Cheer)
26. Tom G. Warrior (Celtic Frost)
27. Udo Dirkschneider
28. Jim Gillette
29. Dee Snider (Twisted Sister)
30.

HOLY FOOK! IT'S ALBERT MOND!

2009-01-04T05:10:00.000-08:00

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Tra la la.

2008-09-13T06:24:00.000-07:00

Fun Fun.

2008-06-29T01:39:00.000-07:00

2008-03-11T22:17:00.001-07:00

1. "Careful with that Axe, Eugene"- Pink Floyd 2. "Astronomy Domine"- Pink Floyd

3. "Have you got it, yet?"- Pink Floyd 4. "Perfect Water"- BOC 5. "Twilight Horses"- Myssouri

6. "Rood Boy Blues"- Myssouri 7. "Sing a song for freedom"- Frijid Pink

8. "Tonight"- TVOTR 9. "Tranq. Dart"- Zakas 10. "Blue Rosebuds"- The Residents

11. "Clean Blues"- Antic Clay 12. "Birds"- Snail Bob

Ugly Wins

2008-01-31T14:51:00.000-08:00

Richy/Con

2008-01-30T14:41:00.000-08:00

Update:

2008-01-15T16:00:00.001-08:00

Richybop! =D

2008-01-14T08:56:00.001-08:00

Deathry Starr

2008-01-14T08:23:00.000-08:00

More Snail Bob

2007-12-28T13:56:00.000-08:00

Snail... FROM HELL!

2007-12-23T20:21:00.000-08:00

Error

2007-12-18T05:54:00.000-08:00

Random Hider Caught!

2007-12-13T19:44:00.001-08:00

The mug of Emos

2007-12-13T15:41:00.000-08:00

Ratty

2007-11-24T17:45:00.003-08:00

Ratty

2007-11-24T17:45:00.001-08:00

Wanna play with my cock?

2007-11-19T19:01:00.000-08:00

That Same Smile

2007-11-19T16:36:00.000-08:00

A recent self-portrait

Alzemondius Rape Part I

2007-11-19T16:25:00.000-08:00

One from last year that I've hesitated to release for a while.

My Pet Snail

2007-11-18T17:34:00.001-08:00

Hoe Bag

2007-11-11T19:29:00.000-08:00

Shorty is a Tin!

2007-11-10T01:49:00.000-08:00

Lost my password on Wiki

2007-11-07T15:22:00.000-08:00

And it generated this code.

Razzy

2007-11-07T13:59:00.001-08:00

Rael

2007-11-03T19:08:00.001-07:00

Holy (Turd)!

2007-11-03T18:53:00.001-07:00

Oh YEAH!

2007-11-02T11:44:00.000-07:00

Imma Emo Girl

2007-11-02T10:44:00.000-07:00

A sad day in Gummi Bear Land

2007-10-31T12:59:00.000-07:00

Remembering Ron Gummibear

The year was 1905. Ron Gummibear, a respected countryman of Gummy Bear Land is sincelessly lynched with a nerds rope.

Mike Meyers

2007-10-27T19:40:00.000-07:00

Michael Myers Sat 22:29 . . .
Possessed By Vampires Sat 22:29 your the same age as my dad
CuteLikeCancer [CandiAnn] Sat 22:29 Welcome NewFuck
Michael Myers holds a knife
Possessed By Vampires Sat 22:29 knifs are fun
Mr. Vampy/Albert {TDA} Sat 22:30
Michael Myers stabs CuteLikeCanser
Mr. Vampy/Albert {TDA} Sat 22:30 I cut myself recently.
Michael Myers Sat 22:30 *cancer
CuteLikeCancer [CandiAnn] licks her blood
CuteLikeCancer [CandiAnn] Sat 22:30 =]
Michael Myers stabs her in the heart and kills her
Mr. Vampy/Albert {TDA} Sat 22:30 Yay!
CuteLikeCancer [CandiAnn] makes one last wish that albert f@#$$! her dead body
Michael Myers looks at Albert
Michael Myers Sat 22:31 . . .
Mr. Vampy/Albert {TDA} Sat 22:31 Kill me!
dan the man Sat 22:31 wat
Mr. Vampy/Albert {TDA} Sat 22:31 Kill me, you silent f@#$$!*!
dan the man Sat 22:31 lol
dan the man Sat 22:31 u people are so bored
Steve Sat 22:31 tf..
Mr. Vampy/Albert {TDA} Sat 22:31 I know you're secretly g@#, Michael.
CuteLikeCancer [CandiAnn] Sat 22:31 bahaha
Mr. Vampy/Albert {TDA} Sat 22:31 Wanna hear my Shrek impersonation?
dan the man Sat 22:31 lol
CuteLikeCancer [CandiAnn] Sat 22:31 where is my jdd?
CuteLikeCancer [CandiAnn] Sat 22:32 i miss him dearly
Mr. Vampy/Albert {TDA} Sat 22:32 Or Austin Powers...
Mr. Vampy/Albert {TDA} Sat 22:32 Yeeeeeeeeeah, Baby!
CuteLikeCancer [CandiAnn] signs onto aim hoping hes on
Steve Sat 22:32 ..
Michael Myers stabs and kills Albert
Mr. Vampy/Albert {TDA} Sat 22:32 Yay!
Mr. Vampy/Albert {TDA} Sat 22:33 Finally released from the prison of my mind!
adam Sat 22:33 hey wasup
Michael Myers still keeps stabing Albert
Mr. Vampy/Albert {TDA} Sat 22:33 Shagadellic, baby!
Possessed By Vampires Sat 22:34 hi adam
Michael Myers looks at Adam
Michael Myers Sat 22:34 . . .
Mr. Vampy/Albert {TDA} Shags Michael Myers
adam Sat 22:34 wasup
CuteLikeCancer [CandiAnn] Sat 22:34 Hey Adam
Possessed By Vampires Sat 22:34 nothin much
Michael Myers holds knife up
adam Sat 22:34 hey
Possessed By Vampires Sat 22:34 you?
Mr. Vampy/Albert {TDA} Sucks on Mikey's knife
adam Sat 22:34 do u remember me cute
dan the man Sat 22:35 nope
RICHY RICH $$$ Sat 22:35 www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR1eO1ryOjM
CuteLikeCancer [CandiAnn] Sat 22:35 yes i remember you =]
Steve Sat 22:35 g2g
adam Sat 22:35 cool
Mr. Vampy/Albert {TDA} Sat 22:35 Bye, Steve.
Michael Myers cuts off Alberts Tong
Possessed By Vampires Sat 22:35 bye steve
dan the man Sat 22:35 ouch
adam Sat 22:35 just got back from surfin
Mr. Vampy/Albert {TDA} Sat 22:35 I'll take that as "thong"
Michael Myers holds Toung
Michael Myers throws it away
Mr. Vampy/Albert {TDA} Holds Mike's boxers
Mr. Vampy/Albert {TDA} Throws them away
adam Sat 22:36 i just had a brake up
RICHY RICH $$$$$$ pimp slaps michael myers
CuteLikeCancer [CandiAnn] Sat 22:36 awh im sorry
RICHY RICH $$$ Sat 22:37 who gives a s@#$
Michael Myers kills Richy by taking his head off with his own hands
adam Sat 22:37 it ant you falt
RICHY RICH $$$ Sat 22:37 i dont
Possessed By Vampires Sat 22:37 richy is a dork the biggest dork in the world in fact
Michael Myers Sat 22:37 S. . . P. . . I
Mr. Vampy/Albert {TDA} Sat 22:38 No!
Michael Myers Sat 22:38 yes. . .
Mr. Vampy/Albert {TDA} Sat 22:38 SPI took off my thong?
Michael Myers Sat 22:38 Toung
RICHY RICH $$$ Sat 22:38 i got my own problems
Mr. Vampy/Albert {TDA} Sat 22:38 I feel so violated!
Michael Myers Sat 22:38 in your mouth
adam Sat 22:38 how old are u cute
Michael Myers Sat 22:38 you know I'm not a p@#$$!*@
Michael Myers Sat 22:39 a perv

Punk

2007-10-27T10:12:00.000-07:00

Him Are Problem!

2007-10-24T13:47:00.000-07:00

A very nice Screenie

2007-10-22T14:37:00.000-07:00

Poll

2007-10-21T17:03:00.001-07:00

Damn.

CoolWebPoll

Biggest pimp in town

2007-10-16T16:15:00.000-07:00

Screenie

2007-10-16T11:02:00.001-07:00

FUCK THE AFA

2007-10-15T18:53:00.000-07:00

Coolwebchat.com Will be Closing

Monday, October 15, 2007 A.D

The AFA has sued chat site 'Coolwebchat.com' among other sites including 'Chat Avenue' and 'Talk City' among others for exposing non-family-friendly content to their children. The organization claims that "The sites have been violating the innocence of our children invisibly for too long" and "Must be shut down." In response, a representative of 'Cool Web Chat' -who asked to be known as 'Doc' here for the sake of privacy- wrote "We've been trying all we could to keep a thing like this from happening and we greatly regret having caused you any pain. We're so sorry."The court ordered a few of the sites-including 'Cool Web Chat'- to be shut down by February 16th of next year.

South Parkorize

2007-10-12T08:50:00.000-07:00

Pink Toilets of The Jungle

2007-09-27T18:20:00.000-07:00

JaDe

2007-09-20T18:45:00.001-07:00

Pat The Hammer, Nail Bob, Snail Bob

2007-08-12T16:59:00.001-07:00

Two faced Frosted Miniwheat

2007-08-06T15:17:00.000-07:00

For Gecks

2007-05-21T01:38:00.001-07:00

For Gecks

2007-05-21T01:38:00.000-07:00

Stabbed Moon I

2007-05-19T21:44:00.000-07:00

Mmmmm...

2007-04-30T16:12:00.000-07:00

Miss Lavinge's Brother

2007-04-28T19:07:00.000-07:00

Alzemondius

2007-03-14T18:45:00.000-07:00

New Avatar on CWT

2007-03-06T18:29:00.000-08:00

Oh my God! Films! Films! Films! Films! Films!

2007-02-03T12:29:00.000-08:00

New picture.

2006-12-30T02:37:00.000-08:00

Afghanistan

2006-12-29T22:06:00.000-08:00

Sandra

2006-12-29T14:52:00.000-08:00

Ranger Rocky

2006-12-16T04:40:00.000-08:00

Claws with which I'll get you in your sleep...

2006-12-13T17:55:00.000-08:00

Human Dragon

2006-12-09T16:02:00.000-08:00

Emo Things!

2006-12-07T17:58:00.000-08:00

The Declaration of Punk Savage

2006-12-03T12:48:00.000-08:00

Punk Savage: the Savage Punk!

2006-12-03T12:16:00.000-08:00

Breathless Photography Banner

2006-11-13T17:02:00.000-08:00

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2006-10-31T14:58:00.000-08:00

Pirate Station

2006-10-30T21:41:00.000-08:00

2006-10-21T16:23:00.000-07:00

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2006-10-16T17:37:00.000-07:00

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2006-10-16T11:56:00.000-07:00

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Wanna start somethin', punk?!

2006-09-06T18:36:00.000-07:00

Yo, punks! Dis be da Shizzler! He be callin' you punks, punks! Y'know why? Cuz' he awesome, yo!

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2006-08-26T13:16:00.000-07:00

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2006-08-15T12:05:00.000-07:00

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Moving stuff...

2006-07-13T18:38:00.000-07:00

I'm planning on moving some of the less impressive posts....

Havn't Updated for a while...

2006-05-19T12:30:00.000-07:00

Sorry... It's been a while since I last had any REAL update to my "Mental" blog. In this issue I ponder the mystery behind the duck, who I call "Stewie".
See, there was a cartoon which I saw once, which had Huey, Dooey, Looey and a duck wearing a Yellow shirt.
I call that duck, "Stewie". I wonder what happened to him.

Did he get sold into McDonald's "McDuck" sandwiches?
Did something far more sinister happen?
Did he start living on the streets?

Who knows?
What would they tell you?
How would they know?
Were they captured by the "Cartoon FBI"?
Did something far more sinister happen?
Are they living on the streets?
Can they sleep at night?
What do they eat?
Do they eat?
If they're dead, were the buried?
If they were buried was there a coffin?
What brand was the coffin?
Are they satisfied with it?
If so, why?

Albert Mond's favorite links

2006-02-21T11:12:00.000-08:00

I found this one through a dream: http://community-2.webtv.net/haunt666/RandalsBIGPAGEOF/index.html

I found this one when I google-searched, "Goatman": http://processionofthedamned.com/

(Some links excluded)

I-dogs make me suicidal...

2006-02-19T13:53:00.001-08:00

"Goofy" conspiracy theories

2006-02-10T06:56:00.000-08:00

Some say that conspiracy theorists are "nuts". This part of my Blog argues against that.
First of all "supersoldiers"; are they just some crazy guy's drug induced ideas or are they really being worked on? Let's take a look at what Derek Gantt has to say:

"Super Soldiers: Engineering Better Humans for the Military

Derek Gantt Duke Undergraduate

MANY PEOPLE have seen pictures of Duke University neuroscientist Miguel Nicolelis standing next to a monkey that he and a team of researchers successfully enabled to move a robotic arm using only its brain signals. Some are aware that Nicolelis’s work could contribute to new therapies for people with paralysis, but far fewer know that the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA), a Pentagon-linked organization, funds the research. As DARPA says in its website, the research is part of a project that involves “harvesting biology” for “enhancing human performance,” which one researcher says could “lead to cyborg soldiers.” DARPA’s website also claims that altering human biology is necessary: “as combat systems become more and more sophisticated and reliable, the major limiting factor for operational dominance in a conflict is the war fighter.” DARPA, the chief Research and Development branch of the Department of Defense, is known not only for creating a precursor to the Internet but also for the infamous (now cancelled) “Terrorism Futures” project that called on people to bet on the likelihood of future terrorist attacks so that attacks might be predicted and prevented.The $26 million contract offered to Duke University by DARPA for research related to the development of innovations, like the monkey-controlled robotic arm, is part of DARPA’s Brain-Machine Interface (BMI) program.

According to DARPA’s web site, the BMI program “will create new technologies for augmenting human performance through the ability to noninvasively access codes in the brain in real time and integrate them into peripheral device or system operations.” Despite this claim that the goal of the research is to “noninvasively” access the brain, work funded by DARPA for BMI has involved the development of a silicon implant meant to be inserted into the brain through a process that may not seem “noninvasive” to a layperson. Theodore Berger of the University of Southern California, using DARPA funding, has worked on a microchip that can be implanted into the brain intending to offer relief for people who suffer from brain-impairing conditions such as dementia. Berger is the researcher who claimed that his work could lead to the development of cyborg soldiers, as reported by The Times of London in October 2003.The Brain-Machine Interface program is part of a DARPA project presented at a conference in June 2003 under the title of “Harvesting Biology for Defense Technology: Enhancing Human Performance.” Other programs within the Enhancing Human Performance project include: “Metabolic Engineering for Cellular Stasis,” which involves the research of ways to artificially quicken injury recovery through bioengineering, such as manipulating the body’s metabolic system; “Persistence in Combat,” which involves a novel form of self-treatment that would allow soldiers to continue fighting despite injuries otherwise considered debilitating; and “Continuous Assisted Performance,” which aims to find biotechnological ways for soldiers to participate in combat continuously without sleep for long periods of time without an effect on performance.Citing past cases of the United States military and government’s harmful experimentation on soldiers, such as feeding them LSD and intentionally exposing troops to chemical weapons, some opponents of the program are wary of applying future biotechnological innovations to the battlefield. These critics say that the government’s record of disregarding the harmful effects of biotechnological innovations on its soldiers should make the Enhancing Human Performance project proceed with caution.

Along with the potential for the careless implementation of biotechnological advances to military contexts, the new technology of the Enhancing Performance project could have potentially harmful effects. A large number of soldiers return from combat suffering from symptoms of Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD), having disturbing flashbacks and uncharacteristically violent behavior. Would PTSD be “augmented” along with the bodies of soldiers? Would a soldier get “phantom pain” in the robotic arm he had controlled with his brain that had been destroyed in combat? What could be the long-term effects of drugging soldiers to stay awake for seven days at a time?With reference to this question of the possible harmful effects of “stay-awake” drugs on soldiers, Sam Deadwyler, a Wake Forest University neuroscientist working towards the development of such drugs with DARPA funding as part of the Continuous Assisted Performance program, said that his research is geared towards the minimization of the harmful effects associated with staying awake for long periods of time.

Deadwyler said that because any drug that hurts a soldier’s body could negatively impact combat performance, research into making new drugs would necessarily keep the health of the soldier in mind. Deadwyler also emphasized that any military use of Enhancing Performance technology most likely lies in the far future, and may never occur in any widespread manner.Miguel Nicolelis of Duke has emphasized that any implementation of his research to the level of the “cyborg soldiers” mentioned by Ted Berger probably will not occur any time soon. In addition, Nicolelis emphasized in an e-mail that, to his knowledge, none of the work done by him or his colleagues is “anything different from the typical neuroprosthetic research,” which is usually funded by organizations like the National Institutes of Health (NIH) and the National Science Foundation (NSF). Nicolelis said that DARPA has not asked him to conceive of any application of BMI technology besides developing “a potential new rehabilitation approach to severely paralyzed patients.” Indeed, all of the work Nicolelis does in his laboratory is aimed at understanding the dynamics of neural circuits in the brain and in the long run to develop new therapy for patients suffering from devastating paralysis.

This situation of DARPA funding work that is ongoing regardless of DARPA’s interest in the work is typical of researchers who receive funding from DARPA. In the situations where DARPA funds a work that it sees as contributing to the realization of the Enhancing Performance project, DARPA oversees the work by reviewing periodical reports of its researchers, but they do not actively direct or drive the work being done. Officials at DARPA want to keep tabs on technological breakthroughs that could contribute to the Enhancing Performance project, and they do so by awarding grants to researchers who are bound to consistently inform DARPA on the progress of their research.DARPA spokesperson Jan Walker said in an e-mail that Dr. Nicolelis was funded by a “basic research investment,” which is defined as the “systematic study directed toward greater knowledge or understanding of the fundamental aspects of phenomena and of observable facts without specific applications toward specific applications toward processes or products.” Walker said that the Department of Defense had members and veterans who could benefit from applications of BMI in biomedicine and that there might be battlefield applications in the far future. Despite semantics of the grant, DARPA does have applications in mind for BMI research.

The assertion made by Walker that the interest in BMI is largely due to its implications for biomedicine is supported neither by a large selection of resources and documents on DARPA’s website nor by articles that have been written about the BMI program, all of which state that DARPA’s interest in BMI chiefly pertains to battlefield implications. When asked via e-mail what official statements of policy or other documents express any interest by DARPA in BMI implications for biomedicine, Walker did not reply.The commitment of DARPA to invest in a project that has utility only in the long-term speaks to its goal of exploring “high-risk” and “high-benefit” projects. According to its website, DARPA seeks out projects that are ambitious and broad in scope. The applications of research in areas such as BMI technology that seem the most fantastic, such as “brain-to-brain” communication that allows soldiers to communicate with each other through neural signals, may be the most remote from coming into fruition. Nevertheless, some researchers at DARPA see the implementation of the Enhancing Performance project as potentially crucial to the success of a new generation of soldiers whose primary battlefield experiences will be in urban combat.In their 2000 report “Rebuilding America’s Defenses,” members of the political advocacy group The Project for a New American Century (PNAC) expressed their support for the Enhancing Performance technology. Supporting influential members such as Vice President Dick Cheney, Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld and Deputy Secretary of Defense Paul Wolfowitz, the PNAC seems to have articulated the Bush administration’s aggressive foreign policy in its 2000 report, which was released before President Bush was even inaugurated. In that report, the PNAC sets a goal of making soldiers better fighters through the use of unprecedented forms of bioengineering.

The PNAC report envisions a “transformation” in America’s armed forces after which troops will go into battle with “skin-patch pharmaceuticals” to “help regulate fears, focus concentration, and enhance endurance and strength.” As far-fetched as a force of American soldiers going into battle equipped with performance-enhancing drugs and cyborg-style technologies may appear that vision evidently is taken quite seriously by some of the most powerful policymakers in the United States.Overall, not all the concerns brought up by the existence of the Enhancing Performance project are necessarily valid, but the future widespread implementation of Enhancing Performance-style technology is not an impossibility. At least some of the concerns expressed by critics of the Enhancing Performance project regarding the possible side effects are being addressed directly within the ongoing research. However, the claims of some researchers that Enhancing Performance technology will never be used by the US military in any major way are belied by the strong support given to such programs by influential people in the White House and in the Pentagon. The denial by some researchers that Human Enhancement will ever come to fruition thus represents a disavowal of responsibility for the effects of their work. A similar neglect is represented by the tendency of some to emphasize the parity and similarity between research grants meant to promote the health of Americans and grants that guarantors seek through bioengineering to facilitate imperialistic foreign policies, which guarantee the placing of American soldiers in urban environments in and among high concentrations of non-combatant civilians."

Part two: Wire tapping

In 2005, the New York times "released" the big news: Americans were being wire tapped-or did they?

In Texan populist, Jim Hightower's 2003 book, "THIEVES IN HIGH PLACES"
on page 89; you can find the following:

"Thanks to their new rules, laws, and decrees, Big Brother is no longer a paranoid's nightmare, but is alive and very much on the prowl:

Were you at the rally?
Did you write a letter about the Florida vote tally?
Was that you at the mosque?
Have you ever critisized John Ashcroft?

Don't speak out, don't try to defy
Never question authority
Here's the reason why

BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING FROM ON HIGH!

HE'S

Reading your medical records
Scrutinizing your credit card bills
Searching your home or business without telling you
Patrolling your Internet use
Wiretapping your phone
Spying on you in your house of worship
Examining your travel records
Inspecting your bookstore purchases
Snooping on your library records
Monitoring your political activities"

Albert's alter-egos

2006-01-30T14:33:00.000-08:00

Box Man!

Box man is one of my "super-hero" alter-egos. Though, in reality, Box man has no super-powers. He is the arch enemy of "Mighty Man" and Box man knows that his foe is weaker than he is.

The Counting Demon!

Wielding a perilous plastic pitchfork attached to blue yarn, the Counting Demon counts in an order that depends upon whether he spins it clockwise or counter-clockwise. The pitchfork is surprisingly accurate.

Animals...

2006-01-30T12:29:00.000-08:00

Shrews

I find these creatures interesting. They are closer to Elephants than rodents. They are often very tiny and very vicious. They also usually have potent saliva.

I love Cats, but even though I am a cat lover I still think that they can be creepy; for instance: when Cats look off into space, they tend to seem to be watching something, like they see an unseen presence.

Cats will chase things; even if there's nothing there...

And third, Cats tend to be silent, with staring eyes; one minute you think that you know where it is, and the next It's on your sholder.

Monster Land

2006-01-22T11:55:00.000-08:00

Monster Land

Recently I had a dream where everone on Earth was seperated into a different dimension. I went into one that I did not like so I moved to....

MONSTER LAND

where everyone is a monster...

I was the the monster pictured over there... I burrowed... I flew... I BREATHED FIRE!

BLOGSHARES

2006-01-20T15:40:00.000-08:00

Today I google searched for "Albert Mond's Blog" and the only place that I found a mention of it was this website:
http://www.blogshares.com

Eet is Da Killerator!

2006-01-08T11:30:00.000-08:00

Part One: Capturing a killer

It was a dark night in the Russian village of Pooska. That was the night of August, 24th, 1998; the night that Fresbur Teurl (the notorious murderer known by many, due to his own writing, as Da Killerator) set out to kill his 223rd victim.

"Da Killerator" was being hunted by both the "Russian FBI" and the mob (as well as some amount of vigilantes and bounty hunters). On that night of August, 24th, 1998, Fresbur was caught by the police; for the moment that the watchman shouted, the villagers shot at him from their windows and threw whatever they could, many people even got close to him (two of which he killed by swinging his long knife), he killed five of them in all (three of which he killed by shooting into the windows).

When the police arrived, Fresbur was alive but in a bad condition. His eyes were swelled, he was hit in the head with a brick, in right leg he had thirty-one bullets, and in his left leg he had forty bullets.

The police managed to get Fresbur to the hospital (this was quite a feat, for as they drove people shot and threw things at the car in an attempt to kill Fresbur before they could arrive).

"Noooooo! He is back from de grave!" shouted Zifauld as the Killerator appeared in front of him.

"Bu-but... ah killed yew!" said Rass Clemens "They dun buried yew in Abu Grave!"

"The Killerator is back from the grave!" shouted the Killerator.

The Killerator's enraged spirit stabbed Zifauld through the chest.

I have returned with a vengeance!

2006-01-08T10:54:00.000-08:00

I forgot my previous user name which I used for "Albert Mond's Blog" and I have returned!

Toxic waste dump:

Where I put articles that I don't like:

You know why you think he's gay? You're sick! That's why.
It's sick to assign something like that to SpongeBob. Obviously he's gender neutral. Even if he were gay, that does not mean you should....This is a dumb article...Hmmmmmm....

Albert Mond: Septic Tank!

I own a book by Joe Nickell-it seems to be a school book-it's called, "The magic detectives". You might say, "If he's anti-skeptic, why did Albert Mond buy that book?" Well, here's my answer: although, I did not know what it was when I purchased it, I soon figured out that it would, in fact, be a good book to use to prove that I, infact, know exactly what young skeptics think like.I will now speak of certain parts of the book. "Ancient Astronauts" is one of the chapters. When you read the "solution" section it states as follows: "Von Daniken's ideas have been refuted by scientists and scolars. Having served prison terms for fraud of one kind or another, he has been accused of distorting or falsifying some of his evidence.In any case, as far as the Nazca drawings are concerned, evidence of extra-terrestrial visits is missing. As one expert noted, if flying saucers had attempted to land on soft desert earth, they would have gotten stuck.In 1982 the author and five assistants showed it was possible to reproduce the giant Nazca figures using only simple materials such as the Indians might have used. With just sticks and knotted cord a giant "condor" was measured off, marked (like the lines on a playing field), and photographed from an airplane. According to Scientific American magazine, "The match with the Nazca original was remarkable in its exactness."Let's look at paragraph two. "Whu-oh, Nebulon! We forgot to install our space propulsion system! We're stuck on this sandy planet!", is just what an alien might say-if they're really so friggin' stupid! First of all Von Daniken's book is about Intelligent life. How the #&!! could they fly all the way from their home planet and forget to propell themselves? If they have machines capable of flying through the vacuum of space at warp speeds chances are that they are an ancient race and traveled for a while. Since we do not know their whole history, thus, we cannot say that Earth is the first planet they visited. It is quite probable that they visited billions before Earth. Many could even be very similiar to Earth and if they've done that then they have probably learned from any mistake they made. That is intelligent life.I also have the book "Chariots of the Gods?" and I have found nothing that seemed especially fraudulent.