Albert's alter-egos

Box Man!

Box man is one of my "super-hero" alter-egos. Though, in reality, Box man has no super-powers. He is the arch enemy of "Mighty Man" and Box man knows that his foe is weaker than he is.

The Counting Demon!

Wielding a perilous plastic pitchfork attached to blue yarn, the Counting Demon counts in an order that depends upon whether he spins it clockwise or counter-clockwise. The pitchfork is surprisingly accurate.

Animals...

Shrews

I find these creatures interesting. They are closer to Elephants than rodents. They are often very tiny and very vicious. They also usually have potent saliva.

I love Cats, but even though I am a cat lover I still think that they can be creepy; for instance: when Cats look off into space, they tend to seem to be watching something, like they see an unseen presence.

Cats will chase things; even if there's nothing there...

And third, Cats tend to be silent, with staring eyes; one minute you think that you know where it is, and the next It's on your sholder.

Monster Land

Monster Land


Recently I had a dream where everone on Earth was seperated into a different dimension. I went into one that I did not like so I moved to....


MONSTER LAND

where everyone is a monster...

I was the the monster pictured over there... I burrowed... I flew... I BREATHED FIRE!

BLOGSHARES

Today I google searched for "Albert Mond's Blog" and the only place that I found a mention of it was this website:
http://www.blogshares.com

Eet is Da Killerator!

Part One: Capturing a killer

It was a dark night in the Russian village of Pooska. That was the night of August, 24th, 1998; the night that Fresbur Teurl (the notorious murderer known by many, due to his own writing, as Da Killerator) set out to kill his 223rd victim.

"Da Killerator" was being hunted by both the "Russian FBI" and the mob (as well as some amount of vigilantes and bounty hunters). On that night of August, 24th, 1998, Fresbur was caught by the police; for the moment that the watchman shouted, the villagers shot at him from their windows and threw whatever they could, many people even got close to him (two of which he killed by swinging his long knife), he killed five of them in all (three of which he killed by shooting into the windows).

When the police arrived, Fresbur was alive but in a bad condition. His eyes were swelled, he was hit in the head with a brick, in right leg he had thirty-one bullets, and in his left leg he had forty bullets.

The police managed to get Fresbur to the hospital (this was quite a feat, for as they drove people shot and threw things at the car in an attempt to kill Fresbur before they could arrive).

"Noooooo! He is back from de grave!" shouted Zifauld as the Killerator appeared in front of him.

"Bu-but... ah killed yew!" said Rass Clemens "They dun buried yew in Abu Grave!"

"The Killerator is back from the grave!" shouted the Killerator.

The Killerator's enraged spirit stabbed Zifauld through the chest.

I have returned with a vengeance!

I forgot my previous user name which I used for "Albert Mond's Blog" and I have returned!

Toxic waste dump:

Where I put articles that I don't like:

You know why you think he's gay? You're sick! That's why.
It's sick to assign something like that to SpongeBob. Obviously he's gender neutral. Even if he were gay, that does not mean you should....This is a dumb article...Hmmmmmm....

Albert Mond: Septic Tank!

I own a book by Joe Nickell-it seems to be a school book-it's called, "The magic detectives". You might say, "If he's anti-skeptic, why did Albert Mond buy that book?" Well, here's my answer: although, I did not know what it was when I purchased it, I soon figured out that it would, in fact, be a good book to use to prove that I, infact, know exactly what young skeptics think like.I will now speak of certain parts of the book. "Ancient Astronauts" is one of the chapters. When you read the "solution" section it states as follows: "Von Daniken's ideas have been refuted by scientists and scolars. Having served prison terms for fraud of one kind or another, he has been accused of distorting or falsifying some of his evidence.In any case, as far as the Nazca drawings are concerned, evidence of extra-terrestrial visits is missing. As one expert noted, if flying saucers had attempted to land on soft desert earth, they would have gotten stuck.In 1982 the author and five assistants showed it was possible to reproduce the giant Nazca figures using only simple materials such as the Indians might have used. With just sticks and knotted cord a giant "condor" was measured off, marked (like the lines on a playing field), and photographed from an airplane. According to Scientific American magazine, "The match with the Nazca original was remarkable in its exactness."Let's look at paragraph two. "Whu-oh, Nebulon! We forgot to install our space propulsion system! We're stuck on this sandy planet!", is just what an alien might say-if they're really so friggin' stupid! First of all Von Daniken's book is about Intelligent life. How the #&!! could they fly all the way from their home planet and forget to propell themselves? If they have machines capable of flying through the vacuum of space at warp speeds chances are that they are an ancient race and traveled for a while. Since we do not know their whole history, thus, we cannot say that Earth is the first planet they visited. It is quite probable that they visited billions before Earth. Many could even be very similiar to Earth and if they've done that then they have probably learned from any mistake they made. That is intelligent life.I also have the book "Chariots of the Gods?" and I have found nothing that seemed especially fraudulent.